askew - Dictionary definition and meaning for word askew
Also it can b taken as SCREW which is not straight,it is bent, zigzag etc
as+kew....kew..sounds like key......as we know all the keys are somewhat twisted in shape
"Ask You"??? Never, you give crooked answers.
Ass + Que [line]: Ek line me jab sab ass honge to vo straight nahi hogi...vo tirchi hogi